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[Sep. 29th, 2006|04:45 pm] |
Sorry to rehash but this is my favourite post !
Revenge - a dish best served cold
Sorry in advance - only some of this will make sense, to some of the people……..
Telstra - a new hope ……
Not a long time to go, in a company not far, far, away...
Telstra Dome – Flight Deck …..
An Operator (a BOFH to be precise) accidentally format’s a tape …… the operator makes a strange, twisted agonised face, clutching their own throat and drops dead……..
MEFCON1 and two storm troopers enter with PK. Walking over the fallen operator.
PK: Ziggy, I should have expected to find you holding
MEFCON1's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board.
ZIGGY: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it
signing the order to terminate your life!
PK: I surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility
yourself! especially after the way you ran OPTUS !
ZIGGY: PK, before your execution I would like you to be my
guest at a ceremony that will make this Hostile Take-over operational. No company will dare oppose little Johnny Howard now.
PK: The more you tighten your grip, Ziggy, the more companies
will slip through your fingers.
ZIGGY: Not after we demonstrate the power of the Telstra Dome. In a way, you have determined the choice of Sales People that'll be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the MANAGEMENT base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power...on your favourite salesman … DISCO DAVE !
PK: No! Disco Dave is peaceful. He has no weapons. You can't
possibly...
ZIGGY: You would prefer another target? A MANAGEMENT target? Then name
The location
Ziggy waves menacingly toward PK.
ZIGGY: I grow tired of asking this. So it'll be the last time. Where
is the MANAGEMENT base?
PK overhears an intercom voice announcing the approach to
Disco Dave.
PK: (softly) Goulburn Street.
PK lowers his head.
PK: They're in Goulburn Street
ZIGGY: There. You see MEFCON1, he can be reasonable. (addressing
another BOFH) Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.
Thw BOFH checks it’s watch, (3am) smiles and calls technical support.
PK: What?
ZIGGY: You're far too trusting. Goulburn Street is too remote to make an effective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your MANAGEMENT friends soon enough.
PK: No! not BUDDY BUDDY !
INTERIOR: TELSTRA DOME -- BLAST CHAMBER.
MEFCON1: Commence primary ignition.
A button is pressed which switches on a panel of lights. A
hooded BOFH reaches over and signs a checklist, then
another checklist to check the previous checklist and so on, this goes on for quite some time.
MEFCON1 smiles and stares at the BOFH
The BOFH drops dead
MEFCON1: Ex-cellence
MEFCON1 presses a button (not signing any checklists!) and a bank of lights on a panel and wall light up. A huge beam
of light emanates from within a cone-shaped area and converges
into a single laser beam out toward Disco Dave. The small salesman is blown into space dust.
In a large plush office block in Melbourne:
The last Architect suddenly turns away and sits down. He smiles,
seems almost ecstatic.
The Last Architect: I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Salesmen suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I think something wonderful has happened.
- Respect & Props to the architects ..... revenge is near ...... |
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| 40 years in the wilderness |
[Sep. 29th, 2006|04:14 pm] |
I have wandered forty years in the wilderness ........
ok about a year .....
much trouble I have seen brewing in Ansalon, in fact all over Kryn.
I was blind now.....
now I can see.......
I have found the square root of all evil ....
and other equations two ... |
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| Possible the most important test of your life - depending on your point of view |
[Jun. 13th, 2005|05:32 pm] |
Spoted a Mile Away
You Scored 28 out of 35!!! |
Wow, very good!!! Even the best can't get by you! You can spot them a
mile away. It would take serious playboy material to make it past your
radar!
Hey maybe you even are transexual, cuz you have to
admit your awfully good at this, maybe too good. This may be a case of
it takes one to know one. |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 94% on Acuracy |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 8th, 2005|09:14 pm] |
you know what life sucks, yet I can't bring myself to end my life a wierd perverse
sensation keeps me going,
some would say it's a life force I think it's fear. im adrift in sea of shit,
life sucks work sucks but I in a rut and donot know how to change
my purpose is gone, no achievement at work intrests me listless. sad lonely alone waiting to die I should be eight hundred ninety nine, like yoda but i'm 29. well fuck
why bother, sydney is so isolating so annoying why do poeple live here ? this is nt life !
fuck i'm disapointed by life
fuck life choose death |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 5th, 2005|09:58 pm] |
Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 83%! |
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the
right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere.
Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive. |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 78% on survivalpoints |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 5th, 2005|09:53 pm] |
English Genius
You scored 85% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 80% Expert! | You did so extremely well, even I
can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon
intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You
have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly!
Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 15% on Beginner | | You scored higher than 66% on Intermediate | | You scored higher than 47% on Advanced | | You scored higher than 76% on Expert |
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| why |
[May. 3rd, 2005|10:49 pm] |
why must friends give you advice on topics such as...
your in ability to talk rationally with women
your total ineptitude at running your own life
how crap you are at just about everything including being a friend
your inability to chat up anyone or anything including the next door nieghbours goat
somehow I just don't feel women, work or life in general are really worth the effort anymore...
I feel like moving to a cave on a remote coastline somewhere and teach myself to levitate .. apparently being distracted just before making contact with the ground is the secret.
However I don't think I have the strength to break out of the secure monotiny of my current dull existance... resistance is useless, ....you won't understand even if I told you
I think I am at the point again where I need to re-asses my life, revalue my goals and start all over again. |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 2nd, 2005|06:22 pm] |
executive ability and Leadership always translated from manager-ese to english as asshole ....
no don't give me your opinion |
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| stolen from |
[May. 2nd, 2005|06:18 pm] |
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Your Birthdate: December 1 |
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Your birthday suggests that are executive ability and leadership qualities in your makeup.
A birthday on day 1 of any month gives a measure of will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach.
This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush.
You may be sensitive, but your feelings stay rather repressed. |
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via
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| the movie |
[Apr. 23rd, 2005|09:21 pm] |
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ANyone intrested in going to see HG2TG ? for the premier |
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| some prose to pass the time |
[Apr. 20th, 2005|11:29 pm] |
el matador
Soon far away, born to be that was n’t the question. far dark light illuminated the bright sunny day, casting shadows as it continued to went/vent/frequent it’s way. A dark sidderious light, fragmenting colour and abusing the eye.
“Humble upon my mind isit mind-ucked by the antiplodean light casting me back into minds darkness, afraid , sinuoues doubt cast mind eyes frieght with delieusion harmony and lemon slices.” Famous, in this environment , last words….
Hark back to the time when more mellow a mind ranged the world and made sense……
2am … darkness raines/rain sombre cold suiting the mans mild insomia. Cigar wielding, red cherry light accasionly winkling , dark thoughts a dark mind and a bright blue cloudless sky of a conculsion.
“Life will thank me on this little sad planet for the favour it do it now”
ZAPPED into fridged incontenence, ionisation, electron radical. the now dead rival slapped the wooden deck and smoldered like the assilights failing cigar butt. A wee scottish smile cursed his other wise ausetre face. Murder most foul had suited him from an earlier age, murder he would argue with good intentions, fame, money, bitches & status all the things a good man in this scoiety craves. Fuck the whores, kill the children , run the night through, make it shedder, in terror, dance to it’s death throws as a midnight matador.
A man never admired but abhered but solving issues as the people saw it with terrible violence sought on an eye for an eye…. Yet anoither victim/success, another killer/innocent until proven guilty PERSON. While abhorent in nature usefull in a society that favoured whitewashed justice and ignorance … the cobra kills the rats and the occasional villager, the needs of the many outway the needs of the few. Etc etc etc.
Fine if your not on the receiving end, cigar dead, dropped and crushed on the deck like the victim, el m atador moved on. Rain soaked the victim, time soaked the victims families pain. Innocent and ignorant of his misdameanors/card blanche tiranry all weep his passing except the few who knew. The matador saw to it noone knew, he perferred to be hated and feared it kept him on his toes and needing sanctuary.
Sanctuary was a little whore house not in texa but along side the river beside the Charles bridge. A Water wheel and two fat aussies taking a piss for company, the small varanda of the bordello was home. Women ignored him, men avaioded him, perfectly suited and tiger camoflagued in the reeds. |
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| I thought I sucked at quiz's |
[Apr. 20th, 2005|10:39 pm] |
| You scored as Nihilism. Your life is marked by strong Nihilism: You feel that nothing in the world, even your life, has much or any meaning.
"For out of fear and need each religion is born, creeping into existence on the byways of reason."
"There are no facts, only interpretations."
“Every belief, every considering something-true, is necessarily false because there is simply no true world”
--Friedrich Nietzsche
More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...
Nihilism | | 75% | Apathy | | 50% | Strong Egoism | | 50% | Hedonism | | 50% | Existentialism | | 35% | Utilitarianism | | 10% | Kantianism | | 0% | Divine Command | | 0% | Justice (Fairness) | | 0% | </td>
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
created with QuizFarm.com |
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| Salva Mea ! |
[Apr. 20th, 2005|10:09 pm] |
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Pope Benedict XVI - 265th Successor of St. Peter!
may god or other relivant supreme being have mercy on our colective souls
at least the Nigerian new the haps'
facts you may not know about popes....
My flat mate Petr likes the pope because .....
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| 42 below |
[Apr. 20th, 2005|09:18 pm] |
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after dropping the name I thought I better advise those who do not know of new zealands beauty .....www.42below.co.nz/flashad/storyof42.html |
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